June 2013
to anyone who thinks that marriages never last and love always falls apart
just remember that nicholas flamel was married to his wife perenelle for over 600 years
i hate it when kids are assholes you cant even punch them or anything cause theyre like 9 and they know this those smug little shits
today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.
i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
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